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Old Mar 03, 2008, 09:34 AM // 09:34   #861
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*comes in with fake I.D. and grabs a free beer*
*Bar tender realises im using stilts*
"Owhhhh my butt"!
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 08:00 PM // 20:00   #862
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**points and laughs at bathazard**
**sets up shots on the bar**
who knows a good drinking game?
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Old Mar 09, 2008, 08:38 AM // 08:38   #863
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*Bumps the bar*
*Asks and drinks a beer*
*Asks Shakti is she wants to play "I never"*
I have never done some "bad" things with an animal.
*looks at bathazard*
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Old May 04, 2008, 09:39 AM // 09:39   #864
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"Hello! I is want some beer plox!"
*Get's beer.*
*Spreads beer over ground."
*Sets beer on fire.*
"Last one out is a rotten egg! Literally!"
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Old May 07, 2008, 04:17 AM // 04:17   #865
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*light the spilled beer on fire*
*dropkick you into the flames*
*watches as you are engulfed in flames*
*grab some vodka... down the whole bottle*
*who wants to play air hockey...?*
*run to the air hockey tables*
*pass out*
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Old May 07, 2008, 04:52 AM // 04:52   #866
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*puts out the fire*
*kicks those who are responsible for it*
*draws on Sir's face*
*carry Sir's in a mud pond*
*laughs*
*go back in the bar*
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Old May 08, 2008, 04:57 AM // 04:57   #867
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*appears in bar*

"Hey skull, long time no see. I'm putting in my trimonthly appearance lol"

*buys a round for the bar*

*uses god powers gained from the original bar to set everyones drinks on fire*

*downs a beer*
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Old May 08, 2008, 05:11 AM // 05:11   #868
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*follow Doc Holliday into the bar for the first time*
*lurk*
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Old May 08, 2008, 02:07 PM // 14:07   #869
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*Shadow Steps into Bar*
*walks behind the counter*
*opens beer and sips it*
"wow it sure hasn't changed around here has it..."
*watchs all the mayhem*
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Old Jul 26, 2008, 05:33 AM // 05:33   #870
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*use recall to return from latest farming session*
*grabs free beer and drinks it*
*spits beer out and breaks the bottle*
"this beet taste like %$&$ and im gonna kick your #%$"
*waits for someone to fight*
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Old Jul 26, 2008, 06:04 AM // 06:04   #871
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*begins daytime cooking show in bar titled "Cooking with Gale"*
*Begins show by making a delicious bran muffin*
*Throws bran muffin so hard at wall, that it rips a hole in time*
*muffin hits me in the head just as I'm about to begin my cooking show*
*confused as to why a bran muffin hit me in the head*
*eats some peanuts*
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 03:13 AM // 03:13   #872
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*Casts thread rebirth*
*Looks around*
*Has a drink*
*Gets shot down in flames for being a thread necro*
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 03:45 AM // 03:45   #873
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*casts extinguish to prevent further flames*
*orders a beer*
*gets hit in the head by bran muffin from two months ago*
*passes out on the floor*
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 09:18 AM // 09:18   #874
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*Kicks in door*
"I'm back bitches!!"
*Revs up minigun*
"Muahahahahaa!"
*Sprays bar*
*Sits on stool*
*Orders a pint*
"Ah, I'm so glad the bars back."

~A Leprechaun~
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 10:21 AM // 10:21   #875
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*beats everyone to death for being completely unfunny*

Am I doing it right?
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Old Oct 06, 2008, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #876
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*walks into bar, naked.*
"so what's going on here?"
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 08:42 PM // 20:42   #877
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fenix View Post
*beats everyone to death for being completely unfunny*

Am I doing it right?

No, gtfo!


*Finishes pint*
*throws glass against wall*
*throws stool out the window*
*dives out after it*

~A Leprechaun~
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Old Dec 30, 2008, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #878
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*dusts off the bar*
*orders a pint*
*keeps a wary eye on the door for suspicious incomers* O_o
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Old Dec 30, 2008, 05:29 PM // 17:29   #879
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*smashes a bottle over Eragons head*
*sips another beer*
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Old Dec 30, 2008, 06:48 PM // 18:48   #880
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*throw some darts at pwnd's head*
*grab 4 bottles of vodka*
*drain it all*
*grab a lighter*
"hey who wants to see a human flamethrower show? "

*spits fires around the bar*
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